THE OL' FACTORY CAFE HAS BEEN EVICTED FROM ITS SPACE IN SAND CITY BY THE LANDLORDS, KEVIN "ROBBIE" ROBINSON AND HIS WIFE LYNN.

THEY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EVICT US FOR MONTHS NOW.  WE'RE SICK OF THE ENDLESS HARASSMENT AND MINDNUMBING DISHONESTY FROM THESE TWO HEARTLESS INCOMPETENTS WHO ADMIT THEY DON'T LIKE BEING COMMERCIAL PROPERTY OWNERS.

THESE TWO OWN THE STONE BUSINESS (CARMEL STONE IMPORTS -- THEY'RE LOCATED IN SAND CITY, FOR CHRISSAKES) NEXT DOOR AND WANT TO EXPAND THEIR WAREHOUSE.  OR RENT TO SOMEONE FOR MORE MONEY.  HOW DO WE KNOW?  THEY TOLD US.

AFTER TWO YEARS OF WATCHING THEM TAKE UP PARKING SPACES WITH THEIR STONE SLABS, THEY'RE THROWING OUT THE ONLY BUSINESS THAT GIVES THEIR BUILDING ANY VALUE.  PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS.  TAKE AWAY OUR LIVELIHOOD AND THOSE OF OUR EMPLOYEES WHO WERE WAITING FOR US TO REOPEN.

I GUESS IT'S EASY TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BUST BUILDING YOURSELF A HOME IN PASADERA AND OPENING NEW STORES IN THE BARNYARD WITH THE PROFITS FROM THEIR OVERPRICED ROCKS.

MORE DETAILS SHORTLY.  AM I GOING TO GO OFF ON A RANT?  YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!